Snow White The funny

Snow white was living with her evil stepmother(witch) and her father the king. Snow White lives at Snow Land Colosseum at the year 1111BC. The witch had a lying mirror and the mirror said, “Queen, You are the fairest of all.” Once the mirror told the real story and said, “Snow White is the fairest of all.”

The witch sent Snow White to pick Moorook Weed and sent the Hunter Hagrid for her bodyguard. Her real plan was to kill Snow White by using Hagrid then suing him for killing Snow White. But Snow White knew something was going on. She took a GPS and ran away from Hagrid, Hagrid tried to put a spell on Snow White but it reflected on a tree and hit him and it made Hagrid fly back to the castle.

Snow White took her GPS and went to the cottage of the 7 tinnies. The 7 tinnies and Snow White made a deal Snow White gives them 2 lipsticks and the tinnies let Snow White stay. First the witch tried to catch snow white by blowing her up with some tea which has a potion that makes people into a hat. But the witch drunk the wrong tea and got turned into a hat and ran away.

Next the witch tried to poison Snow White with a mango and Snow White got choked on the poisoned mango. One hour later a prince came over and did recantations to Snow White but the mango popped out of Snow Whites neck and went into the prince’s neck but the prince stuffed the mango out but snow white was gone. By the way the witch tried to run away by her broomstick but she landed in the middle of the Hogwarts great hall and Dumbledoor said “Ha got you at last, it is 500000 people playing 1 woman with a broom and a stick.” and then all the Hogwarts the students killed the witch. But where was Snow White?

The witch sent her to a cottage before she died and their were the witches 2 evil daughters forced Snow White to do work for them.One day there was a ball and the sisters went but snow white could not so she cried and cried but suddenly Professor Umbrigh came and waved her stick and she turned into the normal snow white and Professor Umbrigh made her house into a limo and went to the castle but she warned Snow White “Your Magic will warn off at hair past 12” she said Ok and went off to the ball she was having fun with the prince.

She realized it was almost hair past 12 so she went off.
But her limo crashed and so she ran off. But the limo did not change back. So using the limo prince found Snow White and they were walking back to the castle. the 2 evil sisters said “You turned my house into a limo!!!” So the prince and Snow White needed to work harder for the two evil sisters. Snow White worked for the evil sisters and the put the Prince into a cage and gave him food with lots of fat. So when the prince got fat they could turn him into Prince Soup. The evil sisters thought the prince was fat enough but he was not the real story is the thing in the cage is a stuffed fake fatty. The prince was beside the evil sisters and put them into the cage.

They were almost at the castle when the prince disappeared so snow white decided to find him but suddenly a wolf came out so snow white run for her life and lost him, she saw the prince and got him but the prince was the wolf in a suit. She was about to be eaten but suddenly granny the woodcutter killed the wolf.

She was off finding the prince with the granny and we saw the prince at the other side of a cliff that we were on and there was a bridge to terabithia and there was Sherk under the bridge snow white tried to cross the bridge to terabitha.
But Skerk said, “Who is crossing my bridge?”
Snow White said, “It is me!” “Who!” Said
Sherk “Snow White!” said Snow White “Get off
My bridge” siad Sherk “SHUT UP!!!!” said Granny and dropped
Her axe.
The axe fell on Sherk and Sherk got killed.
So Snow White and Prince got joined and went to the castle and
lived happily ever after!!!
By Samuel